Can i have a movie thats just Hawkeye and Falcon going “Caw Caw motherfucker” at people, and Black Widow being all “guys, no”

54 seconds ago · 615 notes



What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?

this post just fucked me up

1 minute ago · 340,353 notes


Even the guy who plays Metatron thinks he’s a douchebag


the problem with rich people is that i am not one

2 minutes ago · 428,512 notes


i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

3 minutes ago · 317,279 notes


can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

4 minutes ago · 222,884 notes


when people call actual real life gay relationships yaoi or yuri


4 minutes ago · 18,096 notes


i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

11 hours ago · 412,738 notes



Kush entirely too fucking loud


Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

11 hours ago · 211,250 notes


i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

11 hours ago · 87,833 notes