1. comecticut:

    ericapuff:

    today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table

    ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)

    and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air

    like you can think i’m lying, i would, but

    image

    ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS

    (via oprahsleftnipple)

     

  2. ocheano:

    my family is so weird they say ” you are all the day in the house do something productive ” and when i ask them for money or permission they say no. 

    (via oprahsleftnipple)

     
  3. whethervane:

    angeredpomegranate:

    captain-dorkalicious:

    ”We’re gonna have to break in”

    literally my most favorite thing ever omg

    please even if you don’t like gravity falls, please, watch this

    (Source: doritello, via oprahsleftnipple)

     
     

  4. co-ver:

    Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

    (via thatsmoderatelyraven)

     

  5. "

    I interviewed a young anthropologist working with women in Mali, a country in Africa where women go around with bare breasts. They’re always feeding their babies. And when she told them that in our culture men are fascinated with breasts there was an instant of shock. The women burst out laughing. They laughed so hard, they fell on the floor.

    They said, “You mean, men act like babies?”

    "
    — Carolyn Latteier, Breasts, the women’s perspective on an American obsession (via sarcasmandstardust)

    (Source: fuckyeahbreastfeedingscience, via stephariffic)

     
  6. ferblatin:

    me trying to be romantic

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  9. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Siblings and Tumblr

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  10. newcrystalcitysteel:

    copequinn:

    • people who are lgbt+ can be assholes
    • people with eating disorders can be assholes
    • people with mental disorders can be assholes
    • people who self harm can be assholes
    • people who are disabled can be assholes
    • people who have diseases can be assholes

    do not excuse people for being assholes because something is wrong with them or have a hard life

    id like to take a moment to thank our lord and savior for this post

    (Source: cutielife, via kitorkonnor)

     
  11. ohhowlucky:

    danteogodofsoup:

    killbenedictcumberbatch:

    standupcomedyblog:

    John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

    THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

    GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

    This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

    (Source: timetoputonashow, via oprahsleftnipple)

     
     
  12. atop-the-treetop:

    sizvideos:

    Video

    This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might  be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.

    (via kitorkonnor)

     

  13. mydogsnokes:

    i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

    (via oprahsleftnipple)

     

  14. sevenpoints:

    iidelirium:

    captainragtag:

    hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

    BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

    "IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

    "NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

    (via kitorkonnor)

     

  15. plantybabe:

    Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it

    (via truceforthenext100miles)