1. sacrificialmeg:

    the next person who chews with their mouth open within ear shot of me will be sacrificed to appease my rage

    (via stephariffic)

     
  2. (Source: aidn, via dutchster)

     
  3. flygoing:

    she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

    (via kindagucci)

     
  4. squarerootofpreston:

    pussycat-scribbles:

    AU: When Harry arrived at Neville’s Christmas party he did not expect to run into old Professor McGonagall.

    Nope. Fuck. I am so done with today. NOT OKAY, PEOPLE.

    Pussycat out!

    bachtothefugueture

    (Source: alex1406, via oprahsleftnipple)

     

  5. austere-fallen-angel:

    does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

    (via babyangelcastiel)

     

  6. mangomamita:

    best look: big t-shirt no bra slutty underwear and ponytail

    (via msaether)

     

  7. javaddward:

    anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

    (Source: heleanorcalder, via fake-mermaid)

     
  8. mrtimh:

    moonglade-poetess:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

    fixed it.

    Also: please don’t ‘twist it’ …

    (Source: memewhore, via oprahsleftnipple)

     
  9. taco-bell-rey:

    The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

    (Source: taco-bell-rey, via oprahsleftnipple)

     

  10. dancersaurus:

    things that are extremely difficult for me

    • making phone calls
    • talking to people 
    • asking employees questions at stores
    • making appointments
    • living

    (via oprahsleftnipple)

     

  11. jaclcfrost:

    living in a small town is wonderful

    • are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
    • are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
    • are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
    • are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
    • are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere

    (via oprahsleftnipple)

     

  12. futurefantastic:

    zacwells:

    futurefantastic:

    zacwells:

    How long does your ideal hug last

    38-45 minutes

    that’s really impractical

    u said ideal, not realistic

    (Source: felfs, via oprahsleftnipple)

     

  13. how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

    (via oprahsleftnipple)

     
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  15. emmbutt:

    popoppy:

    “Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky

    the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

    this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

    (Source: mirandaadria, via moderatelypunkrock)