1. nicevagina:

    nuclearworld:

    Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

    Man has a lot of sex: God.

    Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

    Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

    society u ok

    i’m glad she included the flip side

    (Source: psychoalchemy, via oprahsleftnipple)

     
  2. jeancome:

    Heros Disney in real world

    (via death-by-lulz)

     

  3. heirofmind:

    hey if you’re new around here or even if youve been following me for a long time

    this is a reminder that you’re 100% welcome to respond to anything and everything i say. send me asks commenting about posts or telling me about your day, or random facts or questions or aNYTHING I LOVE HUMAN CONTACT AND ANY ATTEMPT YOU MAKE TO CONNECT WITH ME IS A BEAUTIFUL THING

    (Source: hydrogyne, via mishcollin)

     

    1. WiFi: connected
    2. Me: then fucking act like it
     

  4. carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

    I have two moods 

    One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

    the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

    there is no inbetween

    (Source: lydiamartuin, via pizza)

     
  5. bewbin:

    buttchunks:

    A living legend.

    When’d Obama grow a ponytail

    (via oprahsleftnipple)

     

  6. firelorcl:

    i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

    (via foriamsincerity)

     
  7. it’s the moment of truth and the moment to lie

    (Source: darlingbenny, via foriamsincerity)

     

  8. solluxcraptor:

    "you’re too cute to be single!"

    then date me

    (via pizza)

     

  9. ANON TEXT GAME

    penutbutterqueen:

    photochildx:

    Rules : Message me your phone number on anon, I’ll text you for a week without knowing who you are or what you look like to only get to know your personality . At the end of the week you can send me a picture of you

    Lmaoo

    (via oprahsleftnipple)

     
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  11. julialolol:

    What did he expect lmao

    (via galactic-kat)

     
  12. grimsdark:

    The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

    (Source: peregrinemendicant, via galactic-kat)

     
  13. gasaisyuno:

    ship meme: best kiss  ↬ aisaka taiga x ryuuji takasu

    (via thecityofpaper)

     
  14. australiansanta:

    ur welcome

    (via death-by-lulz)